What is this? The center for idiotic ants?

Oh, Cobbitch. Sorry my posts are so inconsistent. I suppose if I were really sorry, though, I'd make an actual effort to post regularly. Guess I don't care about you.

Anyway, since we got all floobledee-doo about our week topics, I'm doing current events. Here we go:

Shootings. All the shootings. This makes me legitimately sad to report, but there have been like 7 shootings in the past two weeks. Some were in schools, there was one at LAX, and that mess at the naval base was weird. This only proves that we as Americans are completely responsible and totally deserve to be the most powerful nation in existence.

A quote by famous transvestite, Eddie Izzard, in his one-man-show entitled Dress to Kill: "The NRA always says 'guns don't kill people, people do' but I think the gun helps!"

*Disclaimer: I own a gun. I just think Izzard is funny.*
*Non-disclaimer, just advice: you should watch that show. It's on netflix and it's hilarious.*

In government news: According to the Forbes website, the obamacare site enrolled exactly six, count em, SIX people yesterday. This is mostly due to the fact that the website sucks and hasn't been fixed yet. A true showing of what America's government is capable of. Thanks, Obama.

In weird-ass news: Joel Osteen tweeted the best "that's what she said" tweet ever in history.

Lol. What a moron. 

Kbye.

- Bowman