Where the heck have I been? Basically doing everything in the universe other than blogging. I even went skydiving. Just kidding. I'm a terrible liar. I'm afraid of heights and would probably simultaneously poo my pants and die. If I did poo my pants and didn't die, I would probably accidentally not pull my chute so I could at least save face. Priorities!
So, facts:
1. We got a metric crapton of snow days this year. I ain't complaining, but the high schoolers have missed like 7 rehearsals because of that and I'm FREAKING OUT!
2. Oh, and I'm directing a musical at a high school. It's Hairspray. See Fact 1.
3. You already knew that, but our imaginary followers don't.
4. I keep getting sugar headaches. Mostly on accounta I keep eatin a buncha sugar.
5. Maybe I shouldn't have started back with a "random" post, as this one is sucking.
6. I'm stopping at six because, SATAN!
I think we should add a Rant day. I watched Hank Green rant about book jacket summaries, and he was SO RIGHT!
Whoever writes those things is basically a sadistic douche who likes giving away the endings of perfectly good stories. But I digress.
Wait. No I don't. This entire post is one big digression. HEY! Turns out "digression" is, indeed, a word! The more you know!
- Bowman
