On T-Pain and Drunkenness

Dearest Cobb,

My only regret in life is not saying "see you later, deficator" before you. Darn it all.

SO! Christmas Break is happening for us teachers (much-needed), and I have posted a big, fat nothing for like a month. What a winner. I'll follow your lead and go with a random smattering of things as well.

For Christmas, I got many things. This includes, but is not limited to a Keurig, a blender (with pina colada mix as this was the Christmas of liquor), an Adventure Time fanny pack, and a microphone that autotunes your voice to sound like T-Pain. Yes. All the yes.

Mostly, I got to spend time with people I love. Note that we have not spent time together. Read a lot into that.

For New Years, I'm feeling fancy cocktails and glitter... very original. Let us take that time to experience the realms of drunkenness together! Hope no one barfs because you will be no help at all.

This means, of course, that we will have to shorten our current plans in order to fit in calamity. Lawrence must attend. Not Jennifer. I mean, unless she wants to. That'd be cool.

- Bowman

P.s. My mother got me a REALLY cool journal, but it's Jane Austen themed. She knows nothing about me anymore.

The mental notes are random.

...You...

I have not a damned clue what week it is....but i've got Bastille in my ear (ew...), and i felt like posting a thing. A thing about NOthing. So...here it is.

Christmas was a thing that just happened. It was somewhat cold....we got things....the things we got were cool. I drank tea.

I am watching Pitch Perfect to go to sleep to. Well....i might not fall asleep to it...but...its being seen by my ears and heard by my eyes. so.

My tv is on top of my new bookshelf, which is cool! I need to name my new bookshelf. Name suggestions are welcomed.

i still have some crap to go through. Moving is so annoying. Maybe it wont be AS bad whenever i move out. Cause i shouldnt have THAT much crap. I could eat those words later...

I still have Paige's Twilght Eclipse cd that i borrowed like...a year ago. I should give that back. I never even listened to it. And knowing Paige...she will remember that i borrowed it.

I need to draw something on my chalk board wall!!

Origami is hard.

I got some watercolor pencils (i almost spelled penis) from my mom! I need to play with them! (good thing i didnt mean penis...)

Penis....teehee

I STILL need to finish Mockingjay. and Allegiant. Ugh. I fail at life.

Ive been itching to get drunk again...idk why. Seeing as i'm a big bitch when i'm drunk. In other words...i've been itching to be bitchy and insensitive to my pals.

i. have. man legs. Its AWFUL! and...i dont really care. ha!

Walter Mitty was really great! You should see it!!

I NEED DUMB AND DUMBER 2 TO BE HERE NOWWWW!!!!!!!

That is all.

See ya later, deficator!

A List of Random Current Things.

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So......I took a leave of unnecessary absence, but, i have returned!! And since i have missed like three weeks, i have decided to play catch up! So....here is a LIST of RANDOM CURRENT things i am doing/thinking at this moment in time.

1. Feeling bad for missing three weeks of our blog.

2. Watching Friends! Its the one where Ross gets his teeth whitened!

3. I feel like i spelled "whitened" wrong....it doesnt look right.

4. I took a shower about 10 mins ago.

5. My hair is wet....from the shower..

6. Toby is cute right now in front of the heater.

7. My hair kind smells weird from the towel i had on it. Kinda defeats the purpose of taking a shower.

8. My mouth has 7 tic tacs in it.

9. I actually just put exactly 7 tic tacs in my mouth to make the previous statement true.

10. I still need to decorate the tree.

11. We need art on our walls. The bright colors help to fill that void though.

12. Green Tea is yummo. ..No...I'm not drinking any at the moment....

13. I am trying to think of something else that i am doing...or thinking....

14. The lady Ross is with has a black light.

15. I used to have a black light in my room!

16. Ross has the brightest teeth ever!

17. We need more Christmas candles.

18. Why havent i watched Home Alone (1&2)/ Elf, Love Actually, The Santa Clause, Charlie Brown Christmas, or Grinch Stole Christmas yet?!?!?

19. I just moved hair out of my face. SAIL!!!

20. I hated having you over last night. I don't want you over here for at least another five days. Hope you understand....actually...i don't give a crap.

21. TOMORROW IS OUR 3 MONTH ANNIVERSARY!!!!

Toooooo-daaa-looooooo!

A Surprisingly Long List of Things I'm Afraid Of

Remember when "SorryNotSorry" was a thing? Well... yeah. Sorry I haven't posted in two weeks. But I'm not really because... I'm just not. Great intro!

So, I just watched a youtuber that I enjoy name some of her fears. I would like to share with you a list of my irrational fears as well. Because there's no way some psycho is going to find this and use them against me... right?

I tried to find his worried face. This was the best I could do. 

1. Balloons. They might as well be called Heart Attacks on String. Their one and ONLY purpose is to float around until they die a horrible, painful, loud, terrifying death! 

My worst nightmare.

2. Someone suing me for something arbitrary. Like... I don't know... using Disney pictures without correctly citing my source. Side note: I took none of the pictures used here.

Ha.

3. Heights. Yes, I know many people are afraid of heights. Someone wise once said, "a fear of heights is irrational. A fear of falling is normal." The problem is, I'm actually afraid of the height. If I fall and die, I don't have to worry about being up high anymore. 

You see fun. I see death.

4. Sounds. Yes. Sounds. Any sounds, really. I live with only my two dogs. If there is any sound made, it better be them or me. Otherwise, surely there is a murderer on my balcony. 

There is no picture of sound. That, in itself, is terrifying.

Real life situation: I just heard a sound after typing that. The movie "Saw" is about to be a reality for me. I can feel it!

5. E. Coli. Every time I eat beef.

Delicious death.

6. The ocean. And it's not the "I don't know what's in the water" fear. It's more that I'm scared I'll get knocked down by a big wave and drown in 3 feet of water, which would just be embarrassing. 

The horror!!!

7. Getting into my car at night. There are so many possibilities! Murderer in the back seat. Murderer under the car. Running away from a murderer, but the car won't start. I could go on.

Eff.

8. Becoming homeless because my student loans are too high and I make, like, $9 a year. I get panic attacks every time I make a payment.

Pictured: me.

9. The dark. Any part of it really. The stillness, the silence, someone looking at you that you can't see... *shudder*

Only murderers and scared people use this road.

10. Finding hair in my food. Oh my gosh, just eew. Don't even... I don't... stop! I refuse to post a picture of that.

Great. Now I'm scared.

- Bowman