I am listening to the Jurassic Park soundtrack whilst writing this. So. 2016 off to a great start!
So, here we are.
2016.
Here are some things that are now 16 years old:
- Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire was published.
- The movie Cast Away came out.
- Backstreet Boys "Millennium" album was released.
- My birthday was on a wednesday.
- Your birthday was on a thursday.
- We both turned 11!
- There were a lot of Anthrax scares.
- TRfuckingL!
- Justin Timberlake's ramen noodle hair!
- And remember when Lindsay Lohan was your favorite actress?!
So much has changed!
Like any normal human, I really want some things to change this year.
But, I really don't want to make a list of specific things. Cause I could die tomorrow, idk. Hell I could die right in the middle of typing this sen
tence. Sorry....got really into the Jurassic Park theme song! They just landed in the helicopter!! So much shit will hit the fan...they don't even know..
Anywhohow.
I want things to change. To get better. Don't we freaking all? It's so annoying how we all collectively decide to make these changes once a new year rolls around. Why not start making changes in like July if you want things to really change. Who said that January and its new numerical order had any say in when we start making things different in our lives. Whanwarria should get off of her high horse.
But, there seriously are some things that I would like to change this year. Visa vee...the following:
- Get in shape, get healthy - This is at the absolute fucking top of EVERYONE'S list every year! And very few people, least of all me ever actually follow through with it. Ya know why? Because cake tastes just too god(s)damn good!!!!
- I NEED another job...full time please! - My ideal situation would be to acquire a full time position in photography somewhere and still keep JCP on the weekends...but..every other weekend. I would like a consistant weekend off like the rest of the world at some point.
- Maybe I will meet someone? - This isn't a goal, just a general wonderment. He is out there somewhere...but it is up to God when and where I meet his goofy butt. (I really hope he is goofy like me....).
- Above all, I really want to grow closer to God again - I have really just drifted off from reading my Bible, and thinking or even caring if i think about God during the course of my day. There just always seems like soooooo much more to think about! So much more to do. But I want to remember what God did for me so that I can have the life that I have. I want to take the time to sincerely thank Him for all that he has done and all that He WILL do in my life! I would have nothing, and I would be nothing without my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ! And I need to take the time to spend time with Him and get to know Him on the deepest level possible.
Maybe I will write this stuff on my chalkboard wall! GOALS!
Anyway, I just wanted to post a thingamabob on this New Years Day! Hopefully after you arise from your drunken stupor, you will post something here as well. I want to hear about your goals and ASSpirations for this year.
Then again, I could give a flying fuck.
Bye, Shitass.
Thursday, December 31, 2015
Friday, December 18, 2015
12/18/15 - Friendiversary!!
We got our sailboat tattoos today!! And once I figure out how to put the photo you uploaded to instagram in here, I will do so!
We also pet and fell in love with like 50 cats today! MewMew!
We ate poutine like real ass fucking Canadians and we had rotel spinach dip!
We had yummy cupcakes and made fingering jokes.
We got stuck in traffic for like 20 mins and were 20 mins late for our appointment.
We hoped that we didnt annoy Jason (the tattoo artist) too much. And Jason apparently made a SAIL joke with out me being there to hear it. UGH! "Give it to you on SALE!"
We played the Whisper Challenge (" You cant wear white to my school!" "This-cuits"!)
We also played the Touch my Body Challenge. And you have a gross tongue neck!
I made the most manly purchase of my life: Family Guy Star Wars Trilogy, and Mens deo.
We huged each other like we were going our separate ways, but then got in the same car. I hope someone was watching. HA!
All in all, we had a really shitty day, and I wish I could get the last 12 hours of my life back.
Where is that potato peeler?
;)
*insert tattoo photo here*
We also pet and fell in love with like 50 cats today! MewMew!
We ate poutine like real ass fucking Canadians and we had rotel spinach dip!
We had yummy cupcakes and made fingering jokes.
We got stuck in traffic for like 20 mins and were 20 mins late for our appointment.
We hoped that we didnt annoy Jason (the tattoo artist) too much. And Jason apparently made a SAIL joke with out me being there to hear it. UGH! "Give it to you on SALE!"
We played the Whisper Challenge (" You cant wear white to my school!" "This-cuits"!)
We also played the Touch my Body Challenge. And you have a gross tongue neck!
I made the most manly purchase of my life: Family Guy Star Wars Trilogy, and Mens deo.
We huged each other like we were going our separate ways, but then got in the same car. I hope someone was watching. HA!
All in all, we had a really shitty day, and I wish I could get the last 12 hours of my life back.
Where is that potato peeler?
;)
*insert tattoo photo here*
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