I'm showing a video on Electricity and Currents. It's a Mythbusters. They totally just said "the cockpit is very hard..." and no kid laughed. This proves my 12 year old students are more mature than I am. Quality education!
FUN FACT! Did you know that BLANK Middle School (my place of employment) is firing not one, but two count em two teachers this year? Awesome, since I'm on the chopping block! So instead of improving my teaching or impressing the admins, I've been thinking of jobs I could do instead of teaching. Here are the top ten:
- Professional Football Team Mascot Name Maker-Upper: Can't you just picture a bunch of masculine males and girls trying to look cool in front of those males cheering for the Brooklyn Butt-Munchers? Or how about booing the ever-unpopular Philadelphia Poop Stains?
- Tattoo Artist Who Only Tattoos Dots: I can't draw, but I can sure stab people!
- Model for Really Unattractive Haircuts in Those Magazines You See at the Hairdresser's: You know what I mean. Those magazines with haircuts/styles that no human could ever actually be asking for. Mullet, here I come!
- Dog Walker: On second thought, never mind this one. I'd just turn into a Dog-napper.
- Nail Polish Color Namer: Pink? No, Grapefruit Sorbet! Green? No, Blade of Grass. Brown? No, Poop.
- Professional Coffee Shop Patron Who Looks Like a Hipster: I already own a fanny pack AND a beanie.
- CIA Code-Breaker: Just kidding. I can't even finish Sudoku puzzles.
- Book Reader: But I get to choose what books. And there are no deadlines. And I get paid.
- Personal Assistant to James Marsden, but Only When He's Naked: Because someone's gotta do it.
- McDonald's Employee: I'm at the point in my life when I can confidently say: I just need the money.
There you go. Dream life.
- Bowman
