How to Saturday

What's that? You're a busy bee and don't know how to spend your little free time? Lemme help a sista out.

1. Wake up at the same time you'd normally wake up on a week day.

2. Curse.

3. Go back to bed.

4. Wake up at a time which you've deemed "too late to appreciate Saturday."

5. Coffee.

6. Futurama.

7. Coffee again.

8. Breaking Bad.

9. Pretty much repeat 5-8 infinity times.

9. b. Consider making Polar Express Hot Chocolate, but decide that takes too long and settle for more coffee... with whipped cream.

10. Remember to take your dogs out.

11. Be upset that you've wasted a Saturday... even though this routine is all you look forward to all week.

P.s. This is Thanksgiving break. I don't have to work for a week! Kiss my butt, adulthood!

- Bowman