BOOKS: Buy me, Bowman! We'll love you forever! We'll see you through the hard times, and the good ones. We'll make you laugh, cry, and scream within the turn of a few pages! We'll be there on the bus, in the waiting room, at bedtime, and on the porch with morning coffee. Isn't that nice?
WALLET: Shut up, hoez! I is money, and I is rare!
ME: You win this round, Wallet. You cheeky bastard.
Fin.
I really wanted this one:
...but it was $25.00. So I got two others for $10 instead. Someday, Coco. Someday.
Nextly, (and because of grumpy old Wallet) I have decided to keep track of expenditures and consumption this week. This event may prove to be thoroughly depressing. I shall update you next week if I remember.
Next Nextly, the aforementioned opera (Remember? From last week?) was a huge success! 'Twas a grand performance, and I even got to shoot the breeze with fancy ladies and gents in the guest party room. Plus free wine! CLASS!
Lastly, I got a new bedspread! How exciting! When will the excitement cease? Probably never. My life rules.
- Bowman
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