10 Things I've Done Instead of Getting Ready (In pictures!)

'Tis a day of packing, for I shall be traversing the rugged plains of I40 Eastbound this fine afternoon. Why is my speech so fancy, you may ask? well, I may answer, "I must make an appearance at the opera this evening. Clearly, I am one cultured biatch!" ...would the rich say "biatch?"

Whatever. David is in a production of The Pearl Fishers tonight at TPAC, so I have to pack up and look all nice and crap. Only, I don't feel like getting off my lazy arse to prepare for the journey. Instead I did this:

1.Contemplated making bed.

Didn't.

2. COFFEE!

Necessary.

 3. Got mad at Polly for being in the way.

She was indignant. 

 4. Vlogbrothers.

Hank.

5. Was leered at by my own pets.

Weirdos.

6. Wondered why I look so darn good in the mornings.

Genetics.

7. Wished Polly could use the toilet.

Useless.

 8. Looked at laundry.

Did not begin packing.

9. Broke favorite necklace whilst reaching into the washer. 

Took picture of it on bad backdrop.

10. Came up with brilliant plan.

Made millions.

Maybe I'll pack later.

- Bowman