Well, that was satisfyingly obnoxious. I hope we don't get sued for copyright infringement! HEY-O!
Ah, the good ol' days of autumnal bliss in Starbucks, listening to hipster-esque playlists and being PSL hags. Making life threats in public and possibly having strangers think we're total idiots. Those were good days... today.
Anywho.... I hate that word. I also hate "morsel." That's gross. I will end anyone's life who says otherwise. I might have ADD.... SAIILLL!!!!
Well, now no one else will give two entire dookies about reading this particular post. Sorry, other potential reading babies! If you are ever confused as to who wrote a post, just ask yourself, "is the writer of this post potentially drunk and/or 11 years old?" If you answered "yes," it's a Bowman post. You're welcome.
Hugs, cuddles, and awkward half-hugs in public,
- Bowman
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